THE COPING DIET

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(I got this in a forward today and thought it was hillarious! )

 

This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.Breakfast
1 grapefruit
 1 slice whole wheat toast
 1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
 1 cup spinach
 1 cup herbal tea
 1 Hershey’s kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
 2 loaves garlic bread
 1 family size supreme pizza
 3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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