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I was cracking up when I got this as a forward at work.

You must read it with your best accent!

Mexican Words of the Day

1. CHEESE
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. MUSHROOM
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

3. SHOULDER
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so
I shoulder.

4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

5. HERPES
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. JULY
Ju told me ju were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

7. RECTUM
I had two cars but my wife rectum!

8. CHICKEN
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. WHEELCHAIR
We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair.

10. CHICKEN WING
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

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